Thursday, February 9, 2017

Seorang bule tersenggol seorang pemuda kampung


Cerita Hiburan Siang hari :) Enjoy Your Life..

Seorang bule tersenggol seorang pemuda kampung…

“I am sorry…Sir” sang pemuda minta maaf
(dan itulah ucapan Inggris yang hanya ia kuasai selain angka dalam bahas inggris sampai angka 7

“I am sorry too..”, sang bule merasa bersalah juga karena telah menghalangi jalan si pemuda.

“I am sorry three..”, si pemuda melanjutkan
(saking gugupnya) “Sorry three? (benar- benar bingung nih si bule) Sorry for…?”

“For five..Sir!”, jawab si pemuda dengan PeDe. “Are you sick?”, si bule bingung.

“No, i am seven, Sir!”
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