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Ada seorang suami yang sayang istri sampai bela-belain belajar masak.Berhubung istrinya sedang nyuci baju, bapaknya dikasih instruksi buat masakopor :Istri : " Pak tolong taruh wajan diatas kompor.m
"Suami : "Baik bu,,terus apa lagi"
Istri : " Masukkan 2 sendok makan minyak goreng, tunggu sampai panas
Suami :" Iya bu,,ini minyak nya sudah panas.
"Istri : "Masukkan bumbu yang udah saya uleg tadi. Tumis sampai harum."
Suami: " Sudah bu, terus apa lagi ?
"Istri : "Tuangkan santan yang dipanci itu, tunggu sampai mendidih
"Suami : "Bu,,santan sudah mendidih terus bagaimana??
"Istri : " Kalau sudah mendidih, kasih salam."
Suami (mendekatkan mukanya ke wajan sambil Berkata ) : "ASSALAAMU'ALAIKUUUM"
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